limerick

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Tuesday, 30-May-2006 21:09:36

There was an old lady from Clyde
Who ate forty apples and died
The apples fermented
Inside the lamented
And made cider inside her insides

Post 2 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Wednesday, 31-May-2006 2:10:01

Hey, that's good.
A flea and a fly in a flue

Were imprisoned, so what could they do?

Said the fly, "let us flee!"

"Let us fly!" said the flea.

So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

Bob

Post 3 by Harp (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Wednesday, 31-May-2006 3:08:55

I think one of my favorite limericks of all time still has to be:

There was a young man from Kent,
who's dick was all battered and bent,
to save him the trouble,
he put it in double,
and instead of cumming he went!

Post 4 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Wednesday, 31-May-2006 11:37:26

lol dan!

Post 5 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Wednesday, 31-May-2006 14:57:34

There once was a hooker named Gail
Who on her tits had the price of her tail
And on her behind
For the sake of the blind
She had it written in braille
Carla

Post 6 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Wednesday, 31-May-2006 14:58:01

Good ones Bob and Dan.